Recently, at Cousin Hendrick's estate...
"That is a nice toy that you just opened, Cousin Hendrick."
"Let me demonstrate how it is used."
"Oh yes, it is very nice. I believe I shall claim it as my own."
"Please release the toy from your grasp that I may obtain it."
"Thank you for the gift, kind Cousin Hendrick."
After these photographs were obtained, an atrocity occurred, in which the toy was very rudely ripped from my grasp and returned to Cousin Hendrick. I filed a verbal complaint, but it was ignored.
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