As a sign of affection, I have started to perform the considerate task of shoving items into Mommy's and Daddy's mouths for them to chew on. They execute this procedure on my behalf quite often, and as I enjoy it so thoroughly, I would like to return the favor. I do not know if they appreciate it, but I do not understand why they would not as it is such a loving gesture.
"I love you, Mommy. Eat my burp cloth."
"Do not despair, Daddy, you are next."
Occasionally I miss the target.
I attempt to remedy this mistake by pushing with greater force.
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