Here is a professional piece of advice to all of the other princesses in the world: Pretend like you want to share with others in order to convey a false sense of tenderness and conviviality. This will lead them into doing more for you.
"I will share these treats with you as long as you feed them to me."
"Here is the beast. Now stick him in your mouth for my enjoyment."
It even works if you share something that belongs to them.
Remember, fellow princesses, that you shall only ever share with others, never give. Giving is for gullible people and peasants. Maintaining the standard of sharing allows others to never forget that those items are, in fact, yours, and shall not be removed from your possession. If they do acquiesce your belongings permanently, cry fervently. These people are saps for crying princesses.
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