I have recently received a new doll from, well, I do not know what my exact relation is to them. I believe the technical term is GreatServant Bud and GreatServant Karen. Yes, that sounds correct. Anyway, they gave me a toy for the next upcoming holiday, My Birthday. That is the correct use of capitalization, as it is, truly, a holy day. I love my new dolly, as I love my other dolly, Stella, as well. I kiss them. I hold hold them lovingly. I throw them across the room. I slam them onto the ottoman. I am truly going to be a gifted Mommy some day.
Here are four photographs detailing how to Mommy:
Kiss.
Hold gently.
Suffocate.
Shake.
Disclaimer: My Mommy does not treat me the way I treat my dollies. Thank goodness.
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