ACTUALLY Standing All By Myself

The moment has arrived. It is finally time for me to break free of the bonds of my parents completely. Well, nearly completely. I can now stand without any assistance for a few seconds. That is right, a whole few seconds. This may not seem long compared to your standards, but as I am much younger than you, a few seconds is quite a large portion of my life. It would be comparable to you standing for ten minutes. That is very long, is it not? I am very proud of myself whenever it happens. I do NOT, however, perform this particular ability for an audience. This is the sole photograph that anyone has been able to obtain of me practicing my stunt, and this was only obtained through much coercion.