My Dominion Vertically Increases

I have noted as of late that I am becoming more capable of obtaining objects which had before evaded my reach. These, of course, are the most enticing of all playthings, and I exert all efforts to obtain said objects. I will even utilize other objects upon the floor to assist in my quest, placing them beneath my feet in a manner that allows me to step upon them and elevate me close enough to lay claim upon these new found toys. Mommy and Daddy, the paradoxes, somehow manage to simultaneously praise my cunning while attempting to thwart it.