Swim Class Graduation

Swim class is now over. I learned some valuable lessons while there:

-I love relaxing in the pool, but that is not considered "swimming."

-Swimming is only enjoyable for a little less than the class took place.

-I prefer Mommy to Daddy when swimming, which works well since My Dear Sister preferred Daddy

-Swimming is best when nobody is telling you what to do.

-Toys do not go in the gutter around the edge of the pool.

-It is very tempting to put toys in the gutter around the edge of the pool.

-I do not like being put on my back in the pool.

-Everyone gets really excited whenever I wave my arms in the water while kicking my legs, but it takes far more concentration than I'm willing to waste on it.

-I could sit on that flat, green, foam, floating ducky all day.

-Pool water is disgusting but addictive.

There are also some things that I hope my parents have learned:

-You can say "kick" all you want, but I will kick as quickly as I feel like it.

-When I say that I want to get out, I want to get out.

-Please stop throwing my ducky away from me and expecting me to swim to it. I will spite you by no longer caring about the ducky.

-Please cease telling me to blow bubbles. I do not know what that means, and you know it will always result in me licking the water.