Reading is Fun and Tasty

I love to read books. Often, my parents will leave me surrounded by toys, and will return to find me lost in a good book.

I also will gladly turn the pages all by myself. I am such a good reader.

My parents, the silly people that they are, no longer let me read most books by myself. They believe there is some sort of "choking hazard". I do not know what they are talking about, it is not my fault that books make exquisite chew toys.