A Princess In Prison

Mommy went into my room to check on me during a nap recently to discover that I was sitting up in my bed. I thought it was a very clever maneuver, and while she praised me, Daddy lowed my mattress. I now sleep in a jail cell.

It is not all bad, however, because it is now really difficult for them to kiss me while I am in my bed. Listen, Parental Units, I know that I am adorable: I have seen myself in a mirror. If you could, however, resist the urge to kiss my cheeks all of the time, that would be greatly appreciated.