Friday, July 24, 2015

Helping in the Kitchen

I am such a benevolent monarch that I even attempt to assist servants in their responsibilities. As I am not restricted from the kitchen in this new palace, I have taken to helping in the creation of food. This help mostly results in me standing around the legs of whoever is making dinner while they flail and stomp wildly when they realize my presence and attempt to not trample me. My other attempts at assistance include pulling the tablecloth off of the table, opening drawers, and standing firmly inside of the fridge door so that they are unable to close it and instructing them on what we should eat. While my philanthropy largely goes unrewarded, they do occasionally welcome my efforts.


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