Silly Mommy will say "Is Ellie a doggy?"
Me, indignantly standing upright, offended: "No, Ellie 'Punzel."
Mommy asks other ridiculous questions such as "Is Ellie a kid? A good girl? A girl? A child of God? Is your name Ellie?"
I always state vehemently that "I, 'Punzel."
"Who's Ada?" Mommy asks.
"Ada Ariel," I respond. Sometimes, however, she is Anna, or Elsa, or some other princess.
"Who's Mommy?" she enquires.
"Mommy Belle," which, logically, results in "Daddy Beast!" Although, I have recently admitted that "Daddy Ba'man," in which case "Ellie Supe'man."
This means that I must always "B'ush, and b'ush, and b'ush my hair." Regrettably, my hair is not as long as 'Punzel's, so I am often reduced to brushing my shoulder.
I have always been 'Punzel.
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