Card Games

As I have recently decided to bridle my primal urge to immediately destroy everything within my grasp, I have been allowed to participate in card games. For those of you who have never been introduced to card games, you must know that they are mindless activities where a group of people sit around a table and pass colored pieces of paper about. I find these activities to be far inferior to the more complex games in which I am wont to play, but I continue to participate in order to meet my social requirements. I also insist that I explain to whomever is my assistant how to properly organize their cards and how to effectively haggle for what it is I want.