"PINCESS PINCESS PINCESS PINCESS PINCESS! Anna sick. Hug. Happy! Dansh! PINCESS! Dansh! Pincess shoes. Pincess Dress! Dress dress."
Translation:
Mommy, will you please play a "PINCESS" song? If that is currently unavailable, I will gladly allow the substitution of either a "PINCESS" show or even you singing a "PINCESS" song. Speaking of "PINCESS" shows, remember when we watched that delightful movie? You know, that one where one of the "PINCESS"es, "Anna" got "sick" but she became well once more when her sister "hug"ged her? That movie made me very "Happy." Say, what do you say you and I "Dansh!" like a "PINCESS" would "Dansh!"? In fact, I think it would be even better if I were to wear "Pincess Shoes" and a "Pincess Dress." What if you wore a "dress" too? Remember when I did not like to wear a "dress"? That sure was peculiar of me.
I have recently become so especially enthralled with me being a pincess due to an effort by my family to get me accustomed to wearing dresses. Awhile ago, I was being forced to wear dresses that were especially poofy. These required some struggling to place upon me, and I thus became vehemently disenchanted with the thought of wearing a dress. To be specific, I fought any attempt to bring a dress near me by screaming, kicking, and crying. Once the dress was upon me, and I had forgiven my parental units for winning the wrestling match, I quite enjoyed the dress, but still loathed the process. Mommy, Daddy, and a Momoss (GrandServants are now entitled "Papa" and "Momoss") showed me pincess videos, showing me that pincesses wear dresses. They also gave me much nicer dresses that are easier to wear and more my style.
"Look what Ada has to wear!"
"Too bad she doesn't get to wear one of the comfortable dresses I get to wear now."
"I am uncomfortable even being near this dress. Do you hear her yelling? See, it's not just me."
Occasionally, however, I do choose to wear more poofy pincess dresses. I express some anxiety when putting on said style of dress, but once on, I can finally dansh like the legitimate pincess I am.
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