Crawling

I crawl. I have been crawling for an exceedingly long time. I finally discovered that my past efforts of raising myself to all fours, falling on my face, and then starting the whole process over again just was not very comfortable, no matter how fast I could move. So I obliged to crawling like others crawl. I believed for awhile that I only need one leg to do this. The other leg was only there for support, and dragged nearly uselessly behind me. Now I can move even more quickly to areas which Mommy and Daddy wish me never to go.